OUCH OUCH OUCH FIRECRACKER BLOWED UP IN MY FACE OUCH OUCH OUCH
Wait, I must take a picture of myself, transfer it to my computer, load it in my graphics program so I can crop it and adjust the colors so it looks decent. Afterwards I must upload it to my blog so the whole world can see the face of suffering on account of my mistaking a firecracker for a lit cigar.
There, the picture’s uploaded. Where was I? Oh, yeah.
OUCH OUCH OUCH THE PAIN THE AAAAGGGOONNNYYYYYYYY