Disregarding the Miami Dolphins.

To commemorate the 0-13 record achieved by the Miami Dolphins this season, here are some jokes intended to subject them to further ridicule.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Miami Dolphins.

Q. What do the Miami Dolphins and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.

Q. How do you keep a Miami Dolphin out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in Miami in case of a tornado?
A. To Dolphin Stadium. They never get a touchdown there.

Q. What do you call a Miami Dolphin with a Super Bowl ring?
A . A thief.

Q. What’s the difference between the Miami Dolphins and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do the Miami Dolphins and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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