I recently visited the North County Senior Center in Palm Beach Gardens, where there are various items for sale, from old books to clothes to VHS movies. Also for sale here are “Dammit Dolls”.
When you think you want to climb the wall
Or stand right up and shout
Here’s a little “dammit doll”
You cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it,
Then as you whack its stuffing out yell
“Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!”