A weird romantic tip from the dream world.

A most strangest tip to express your truest love to your significant other came to me last night in a dream.

Go to your kitchen and decorate the outside of your microwave oven with flowers and love notes. Fill the love notes with words expressing your deepest love and utmost appreciation for all the wonderful things your lover has done to enrich your life and make you a happier, better person.

Then open the door to the microwave, throw in two whole potatoes and heat them up until they explode.

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