My existence disavowed.

I was at my desk this morning when I received this voice message from my boss:

Please check your e-mail for a link to confirm your existence. If you do not click on this link, we will assume you do not exist so it is imperative that you respond immediately.

A deep chill ran up my spine and I knew I had to act as quickly as possible. I turned to my computer and attempted to log on my e-mail through the company’s intranet.

Server not found.

Webmail must be down.

So I picked up the phone and dialed my boss. I heard a click as he picked up the phone.

“Yeah.” my boss answered.

“Webmail’s down again.” I said.

There was a long pause.

Then I heard my boss speak.

“Who IS this?” he said.


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