What to say when caught sleeping on the job.

From Clean Laffs:

FIVE THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the Time management course you sent me to.”

3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”

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