Victim of the shutdown.

I honestly didn’t think the ongoing government shutdown was going to affect me until I saw this sign posted on the wall of the call center where I work.

ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES:
Due to the current government shutdown, we are lacking the funds needed to purchase Halloween decorations for our call center this year. If you are not busy with phone calls, please work on making yourselves explode so we can hang your skeletons from the ceiling. Be sure to let us know if you prefer having your intestines hanging from the ceiling or from the wall. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation. Happy Halloween!

No question about it anymore. We’re all screwed.

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