Harry Potter and the Gallant Gnome.

Harry was alone in the dormitory and seated on his bed, trying to navigate through the conflicts raging inside his head. Suddenly a familiar voice pierced his thoughts.
“Hello, Potter.”
Harry looked up and saw Draco Malfoy, alone and armed with his wand.
“Go away, Malfoy,” Harry said.
“What are you going to do?” Malfoy taunted. “You don’t even have your wand!”
“I said, go away!” Harry raised his voice.
“Not so tough now are you, Potter!” Malfoy retorted. “How embarrassing to have your wand confiscated during class!”
“MALFOY, I SAID -”
Suddenly there was a flash of light and a loud explosion that engulfed Malfoy in a ball of blue mist. When the mist lifted, all that remained were his shoes.
Harry could not believe his eyes. What happened?
Suddenly a tiny gnome leaped across the doorway, brandishing a magic wand. He looked at Malfoy’s shoes and then up at Harry with a big grin.
“‘Oo ‘i’ I ‘a’ ‘o’ ‘a’, ‘arry!” the gnome shouted cheerfully before disappearing down the hallway.

“I’ve long resisted the temptation to have you expelled,” Professor Severus Snape hissed. “But I’m afraid you’ve forced me to resist no longer. I know all about your methods, Potter, and I’m not letting you get away with it!”
Harry was horrified. Over the years he had come perilously close to getting expelled from Hogwarts but luck had always saved him at the last minute. But this time, it looked like his lucky streak had just ended.
Suddenly there was a flash of light and a loud explosion that engulfed Snape in a ball of blue mist. When the mist lifted, all that remained were his boots.
Harry could not believe his eyes. What happened?
Suddenly a tiny gnome jumped out from behind the desk, brandishing a magic wand. He looked at Snape’s boots and then up at Harry with a big grin.
“‘Oo ‘i’ I ‘a’ ‘o’ ‘a’, ‘arry!” the gnome shouted cheerfully before running out of the classroom.

“At last,” Lord Voldemort snarled. “The beginning of the end.”
Harry struggled against the ropes holding him tied to the tombstone marking his parents’ grave but him doing so only made the ropes’ grip even tighter. He was powerless now, no wand, no magic and no one knowing where he was.
Voldemort slowly walked up to Harry with his wand drawn.
“You have no idea how long I have waited for this moment,” Voldemort sneered. “At long last -”
Suddenly there was a flash of light and a loud explosion that engulfed Voldemort in a ball of blue mist. When the mist lifted, all that remained were his shoes.
Harry could not believe his eyes. What happened?
Suddenly a tiny gnome jumped out from behind one of the tombstones, brandishing a magic wand. He looked at Voldemort’s shoes and then up at Harry with a big grin.
“‘Oo ‘i’ I ‘a’ ‘o’ ‘a’, ‘arry!” the gnome shouted cheerfully before running out of the cemetery.

Note: The gnome is really saying “Good thing I have your wand, Harry!” after retrieving it from the Ministry of Magic and using it to rescue Harry from his various predicaments. His accent is so bizarre he’s only able to pronounce the vowels of each word.
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