Cashing in on comedy.

SCENE: STEVE is standing alone on the stage. IAN walks up to STEVE and sniffs the air.
Ian: Sniff, sniff. Ew, Steve, which swamp did you go to?
Steve: What do you mean?
Ian: It smells like swamp mud.
Steve: Oh, that’s not swamp mud.
[AUDIENCE BREAKS INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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SCENE: STEVE is standing alone on the stage. IAN walks up to STEVE and sniffs the air.
Ian: Sniff, sniff. Interesting scent for an air freshener.
Steve: Oh, that’s not air freshener.
[AUDIENCE BREAKS INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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SCENE: IAN is standing alone on the stage and facing the audience.
IAN: Guys, please stop selling T-shirts with quotes from our sketches.
[AUDIENCE BREAKS INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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SCENE: IAN is standing alone on the stage and facing the audience.
IAN: Oh, now you guys are selling T-shirts with my quotes on them? Knock it off!
[AUDIENCE BREAKS INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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SCENE: IAN is standing alone on the stage and facing the audience.
IAN: This is your FINAL WARNING. If you don’t stop selling T-shirts with my quotes on them, I’m cancelling the show!
[AUDIENCE BREAKS INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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SCENE: IAN is standing alone on the stage and facing the audience.
IAN: [Shakes his head and exits, stage right]
[AUDIENCE BREAKS INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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