The One Minute Lunch Break.

The auditorium was packed with hungry people on their One Minute Lunch Breaks. These people came from offices from all over the building and had gathered to hear the founder of the famed but controversial diet program give his daily speech that would squelch all the appetites in attendance.

Then the sounds began playing at full blast, disgusting sound effects of belching, farting, diarrhea and oozing slime. At that moment, the founder of the One Minute Lunch Break walked up to the podium on the stage and announced, “Green poop sauce.”

There were sounds of gagging and coughing as the people in attendance began leaving the auditorium as quickly as they could. Their One Minute Lunch Breaks were over, their were appetites gone and they were ready to face the rest of the day.

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