hello robert
Hi Kevin, how’s your sore throat?
sore throat?
You called in sick this morning, remember?
oh yeah, sore throat, still hurts
You are coming in tomorrow, right?
not sure
Unless you made a return trip to Legoland
I AM NOT IN LEGOLAND!
Or Disney World?
I AM NOT EVEN IN FLORIDA!
oops
You’re not even in Florida???
dammit
Are you serious? You’re so sick you had to leave Florida? Where are you?
kinda vegas
Kinda Vegas? Where on Earth is “Kinda Vegas”?
OH ROBERT, I’M IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M BROKE AND I GOT MARRIED TO SOME WOMAN I DON’T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!
Congratulations on your wedding, we’ll have a party when you come back
ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!
