It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet. I don’t know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and expense.
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Disease
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Wine
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Daily dose
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Allergies
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Chardonnay de Paeuf
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1 glass
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Anemia
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Graves
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4 glass
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Bronchitis
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Bourgogne or Bordeaux > ( + sugar and cinnamon ) |
3 cups
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Constipation
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Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray
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4 glass
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Coronary arteries
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Dry Champagne
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4 glass
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Diarrhea
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Beaujolais Nouveau
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4 glass
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Fever
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Champagne sec
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1 bottle
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Heart
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Burgundy , Santenay Rouge
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Two glass
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Uric acid gout
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Sancerre , Pouilly Fume
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4 glass
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Hypertension
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Alsace , Sancerre
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4 glass
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Menopause
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Menopause
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Saint Emilion
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Depression
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Rhine
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4 glass
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Obesity
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Burgundy
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4 glass
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Obesity
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Rose Provence
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1 bottle
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Rheumatism
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Champagne
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4 glass
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Excessive weight loss
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Chateau de Beaune
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4 glass
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From the American Association Of Retired People
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Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find
younger women who are interested in them? |
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
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Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause? |
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the
basement. When you’re done you’ll have a place to live. |
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
60-plus year old husband? |
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles? |
A: Take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
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A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems
with short term memory storage? |
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the
problem. |
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
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A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
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A: On their foreheads.
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Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior
citizens ? |
A: Nudity
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores? |
A: “Gosh, I remember these!”
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| SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor! |
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