A senior’s medicine cabinet.

It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet. I don’t know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and expense.

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Disease
Wine
Daily dose
Allergies
Chardonnay de Paeuf
1 glass
Anemia
Graves
4 glass
Bronchitis

Bourgogne or Bordeaux

> ( + sugar and cinnamon )

3 cups
Constipation
Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray
4 glass
Coronary arteries
Dry Champagne
4 glass
Diarrhea
Beaujolais Nouveau
4 glass
Fever
Champagne sec
1 bottle
Heart
Burgundy , Santenay Rouge
Two glass
Uric acid gout
Sancerre , Pouilly Fume
4 glass
Hypertension
Alsace , Sancerre
4 glass
Menopause
Menopause
Saint Emilion
Depression
Rhine
4 glass
Obesity
Burgundy
4 glass
Obesity
Rose Provence
1 bottle
Rheumatism
Champagne
4 glass
Excessive weight loss
Chateau de Beaune
4 glass

From the American Association Of Retired People

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the
basement. When you’re done you’ll have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems
with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the
problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior
citizens ?
A: Nudity
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “Gosh, I remember these!”
SMILE, You’ve still got your
sense of humor!
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