From A Prairie Home Companion’s Pretty Good Joke of the Day:
A woman asks a computer programmer to go shopping, “Go to the grocery store and buy some bread. And if they have fresh eggs, buy a dozen.”
Twenty minutes later the programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread. “Why on earth did you buy 12 loaves of bread?” she asked.
“They had fresh eggs.”
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