Invasion Watch.

INVASION WATCH

Watching the skies for invaders so you don’t have to.

FORECAST: NO ALIEN SPACECRAFT IS EXPECTED TO PASS THROUGH EARTH’S ORBIT OVER THE NEXT 24 HOURS.

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Greetings, Invasion Watchers! Our latest Moon-based camera image of our own Earth shows a very quiet and serene planet with no signs of hostile alien spacecraft approaching, so it is perfectly safe to leave your house today.

To help us extend our search capabilities, we have installed two more cameras, one on Mars and the other on Venus. That way we can check for alien spacecraft coming from both sides of Earth as it orbits around the Sun. We still have a few glitches to work out, but otherwise, our cameras seem to be in working order.

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Our apologies for what looks like life on Mars. Someone got hold of the camera data and drew on it before it got to us. We fired him on the spot, then, for a good measure, re-hired him and fired him again.

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This picture from Venus made us nervous. Could it be an indication of a hostile alien race ready to invade us soon? Or could it be the work of a disgruntled former office prankster? We may never know.

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