A pretty good bar joke.

From A Prairie Home Companion’s Pretty Good Joke of the Day:

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he is drinking, he looks up sees three pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling. He asks the bartender, “What’s up with the meat on the ceiling?” The bartender expains that is this month’s special promotion. Jump up and grab the three pieces in three jumps and drink for the rest of the month for free. If you don’t get all three in three jumps, you have to buy everyone here a drink. The guys sits down and continues to drink his beer. The bartender says, “Well … aren’t you going to try it? The guys says, “Nah…the steaks are too high.”