The House of Unspeakable Horror.

The house ahead
May look cozy
On the outside
But beware
On the inside
Lurks unspeakable horror
Igniting your deepest fears
And sculpting your nightmares
To terrifying form
For you see
The air conditioning broke
And if that isn’t scary enough
There’s no Wi-Fi
So listen if you will
To the shrill diabolical laughter
From the house ahead