“Well, Mr. Smith,” Mr. Biggs sighed in relief, “I think you’re the candidate we’re looking for. Both your master’s degree and your work experience speak volumes. I have just one more question before I offer you the position.”
“Yes, sir,” Mr. Smith was beaming.
“Our office environment is a very busy one. Do you have the ability to be in more than one place at the same time?”
“What? No!”
The cheerful mood of the job interview rapidly dissipated as a somber mood set in.
Mr. Biggs said, “Then I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.”
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