As Sam entered the bar, Bart the bartender could tell something was wrong. Sam was uncharacteristically quiet and sad as he took his seat at the counter.
At that instant, the TV above the counter blared the headline “BLACK FRIDAY SHATTERS ALL RECORDS” as the newscaster filled in the details.
“Could you change the channel, please?” Sam groaned.
“What’s the matter, Sam?” Bart asked as he tuned to a sports channel.”I’m impressed with how Black Friday shattered all the records.”
“But I’m not!” Sam cried.
“Because I own a record store!”