I have a slight predicament
I’m not sure what to do
I could surely use
A little bit of help from you
I stuck a toothbrush in the toaster
It blew up, flames and all
After all the smoke had cleared
There’s a big hole in the wall
Then there was a short circuit
And all the lights went out
There’s nothing else that I can do
Except to sit and pout
Now I’m desperate for your help
I need to hear your say
I’m staying at my mother-in-law’s
She’s coming home today!