Today at my jobska
I stood on the shelfska
Trying to pushka
Down a big boxska
It weighed 15 tonska
But it fell offska
Down to the floorska
Then all of a suddenska
I heard a loud smooshka
And when I looked downska
I yelled “Holy shitska!”
For then I sawska
My unfortunate bosska
Who departed this lifeska
When he went smooshka