Shorties.

SHORTEST PLAY

(enter RETSNOM in room with crib)
RETSNOM: BOO!
BABY: YAAAAAAAAH!

SHORTEST BIBLE VERSION

In the beginning, amen.

SHORTEST STORY

Once end.

SHORTEST GHOST STORY

“Boo!”

SHORTEST VIOLENT STORY

Explode.

SHORTEST SEX STORY

Wheee.

SHORTEST SONG

SHORTEST DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

Now!

Published by Michael Brazinskas

Blogger, composer, musician and cat daddy residing in South Florida. View all posts by Michael Brazinskas

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