Jack-in-the-box surprise.

At midnight
An old lady gave me a jack-in-a-box
And left.
I turned the crank
The jack-in-the-box popped up
And punched me and said,
“If I scared you, then I’m sorry.
If you’re mad, then throw me out.”
I threw him in the fire and he screamed,
“Bad choice. I thought you were dumber.”

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