Today at work I was involved in an accident on the forklift that destroyed a customer’s car. I was bringing out a pallet of rocks when I foolishly decided to elevate the load so I could see where I was going, in fact I had it elevated some 30 feet above the ground. I was so distracted by how high the load was that I failed to notice that I was fast approaching the customer’s car. When I slammed on the brakes, the forklift toppled forward due to the unbalanced load and the pallet of rocks fell to flatten the customer’s car.
Needless to say, the customer was infuriated and demanded to see the manager. When the manager came outside and saw the flattened car, he too became upset and fired me on the spot. And here I am, unemployed and looking for work once again.
Funny, I never knew grocery stores sold pallets of rocks.