Some random jokes.

Here’s the output from a joke generator I created using AutoIt. Like my other generator scripts, this one randomly selects words from various arrays to generate a completely random joke along with an equally random punchline. Who knows, maybe with some fine tuning and larger arrays, this script could generate some genuinely funny jokes. For now, here’s what I came up with.

What did the dummy say to the bird?
Stop acting like a loud bandage.

What did the boat say to the door?
Keep this up and you’ll be a sober potato.

What did the fish say to the flea?
Keep this up and you’ll be a stinky tape.

Did you hear the one about the pencil and the actor?
A stupid blast.

Did you hear the one about the cat and the singer?
A dizzy stump.

What did the pencil say to the clown?
It sure looks like you got hit in the face by a musical joke.

What did the car say to the lamp?
I think you got ran over by a magnetic fall.

What did the doctor say to the clown?
Keep this up and you’ll be a bouncy breeze.

What did the robber say to the flower?
I think you got ran over by a cold breeze.

What did the cat say to the lamp?
Ah, go invent a musical movie.

What did the mouse say to the tree?
Boy, you sure smell like a hot potato.

Did you hear the one about the pin and the sneaker?
It sounded like a noxious potato.

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