I switched on the radio.
The city of Texas is left struggling to rebuild after a brutal assault from Sugarcane Brach which dumped a record 5 feet of black jellybeans. The city is desperate for volunteers to help with the cleanup efforts but no one has offered their assistance. Therefore the city is calling for anyone residing outside Texas to come help with the repairs and restoration efforts. Those with an appetite for black jellybeans are in dire demand.
Minutes later, I was on my way to the airport.