Happy 2018, I think.

mjbdiver> hello room!
ghost> oh no divers back
ralph> and his descending spherical objects
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mjbdiver> descending spherical objects?
ghost> yes, were not allowed to say falling balls
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ghost> see what i mean?
dragon> READ THE RULES DIVER
dragon> *** Effective immediately, it is a violation of chat room rules to mention
dragon> *** by name ANY shape not defined by a straight line regardless of whether
dragon> *** the name refers to the shape itself. Anyone who violates these rules
dragon> *** will be KICKED FROM THE CHANNEL!!!!
ghost> ooh, dragons flooding
RALPH> and typing in caps
mjbdiver> “regardless of whether the name refers to the shape itself”?
ralph> well room im going to sleep, see you all around
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ralph> that was uncalled for
ghost> these rules getting loopy
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ghost> that was uncalled for
mjbdiver> here we go!
ralph> what
ghost> well im gonna go back to watching lord of the rings
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ghost> that was uncalled for
mjbdiver> 10!
ralph> oh here we go again, divers counting down
ghost> lol hey diver what comes before 10
mjbdiver> 9!
ralph> lol
ghost> lol
ralph> what comes before 9
mjbdiver> 8!
ralph> lol
ghost> lol
ralph> lol
ghost> lol
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*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO)
mjbdiver> 7!
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ghost> that was uncalled for
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ralph> that was uncalled for
mjbdiver> 6!
ghost> hey diver what happened to 7
mjbdiver> 5!
ghost> HEY DIVER WHAT HAPPENED TO 7
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ghost> that was uncalled for
mjbdiver> 4!
ralph> divers asking for another kick
mjbdiver> 3!
ghost> dragon do the honors please
mjbdiver> 2!
ralph> bye diver
ghost> bye diver
mjbdiver> 1!
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