Your Tequesta Guardians have devised the ultimate plan to get rid of Mike – to drop a bomb on him. This has raised many questions regarding your safety and what to do in case the bomb is dropped. This booklet was designed to answer those questions.
Why A Bomb Drop?
Over the years, our efforts to arrest Mike have failed. In addition to severe lack of police and FBI support, even you – the people we protect – have ridiculed our efforts. Everything we have tried failed to stop Mike. Our only option now is the bomb drop.
How Will It Work?
On the day of the bomb drop, Tequesta will be abandoned except for Mike. We will position our plane to drop the bomb on his hideout and he will be killed.
The bomb we will use is a hydrogen UA21 bomb. Its explosive force is big enough to blow up the Moon. You can be sure that a bomb with that force can defeat Mike.
On the day of the bomb drop, you will hear our sirens blaring. Don’t panic. There will be plenty of time for you to evacuate your property. For your convenience, you can find the sirens at the following locations in Tequesta:
- All Publix, Winn Dixie stores
- On top of the Jupiter Lighthouse
- Tequesta Park
- All traffic signals
You can also listen for the alarm signal on 98.1 FM, WTGN.
When you hear the siren, abandon your property immediately. Disconnect the main fuse in your circuit breaker and make sure your house is directly locked. Then report directly to any one of the following bomb shelters.
- West Palm Beach Auditorium
- Palm Beach Mall
- T’s Lounge
- Abbey Road
- Gardens Mall
- Jupiter Lighthouse
At the shelter, food and clothing will be given out for a nominal fee. Please bring some money with you. Tequesta Guardians will be there to keep you protected and informed of the bombing.
When The Bomb Strikes
When you hear the Tequesta Guardians announce that the bomb is now being dropped, don’t panic! Simply follow this simple procedure to brace yourself.
1. Sit down on the floor.
2. Bend your knees and put your head between the knees.
3. Put your hands around your neck. This will prevent your head from flying off during impact. After impact, you may go home, free from Mike!
And that’s all there is to it! Bye for now!