Don’t go to aisle 47, sir, don’t go to aisle 47
The customer ventured to aisle 47
Then the lights went out and the silence quick to deaden
Now the customer’s gone but he didn’t go to heaven
Don’t go to aisle 48, sir, don’t go to aisle 48
The customer proceeded to aisle 48
I really tried to stop him, but it was much too late
He wound up as the main course on a giant dinner plate
Don’t go to aisle 49, sir, don’t go to aisle 49
The customer insisted on aisle 49
The next thing that unfolded was anything but fine
He was digitized and then transferred one byte at a time
Don’t go to aisle 50, sir, don’t go to aisle 50
I didn’t even watch as he entered aisle 50
The details were too sketchy and the demise rather iffy
That was when I quit my job and ran out in a jiffy
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