We’d like to introduce ourselves.
We’re the stores in your neighborhood.
It’s easy to take the Internet for granted these days, isn’t it? Wow, you can do everything online, and we mean everything. You get your news online, work online and do all your shopping online. You don’t even have to leave your house anymore.
Well, we’d like to change that.
If you have a few minutes, we’d like you to get in your car and go for a drive. Yes, the sunlight may sting your skin but it’ll at least add some color to your pale-white complexion. And no, you’re not vampires.
When you see one of us stores, you can park your car in the spacious parking lot and walk into our equally spacious, air-conditioned interiors where you can marvel at our aisles and aisles of shelves packed with merchandise.
And this is the best part.
If you see something you want or need, simply take it from the shelf. After the in-store financial transaction is finished moments later, that item is in your possession immediately, with no waiting for delivery or added shipping fees. How about that!
And it’s not science fiction, either.
We’ve been around for years, and although this Internet thing has been putting quite a strain on us, we’re still here and ready to serve you.
So how about leaving your Internet alone for a while and come visit us? We’d love to see you and help you with whatever you need. Chances are, you’ll find what you need and bring it home today.
Or if the thought of leaving your beloved Internet behind for a few minutes is too unbearable, you can always visit our web sites.