What if Google teamed up with the estate of notorious punk singer G.G. Allin to unveil a new service devoted to both electronic communication and preserving the memory of one of music’s dirtiest rebels? Then we’d have GGmail. You’d get the same reliable e-mail service from Gmail along with randomly inserted lyrics from GG Allin songs in your messages. I’m not sure if it’s ideal for sending your resume to prospective employers unless you truly want to leave a truly bad impression.
Attn: Personnel Manager
Re: Data Entry Clerk Position
My name is Joe Smith. I am an experienced Computer Technician, having worked in the IT Departments of Gardens Medical Center and The South Florida Water Management District. I am familiar with high-volume, deadline driven environments. THINKING OF YOU IS A DAGGER IN MY HEART! You will find my experiences and aptitudes a match for the position described. Enclosed is my resume for consideration for the Data Entry Clerk position with your company. DON’T TALK TO ME! Please contact me at your earliest convenience, (111) 111-111 or by e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org to set up an interview. YOU OUGHT TO HAVE A CASE OF BLOODY LARYNGITIS! Thank you for your time and consideration.
EAT MY DIARRHEA!
Computer Technician Professional
Apologies to Google for my defacing their Gmail logo, but I’m sure they have a good sense of humor anyway.