Happy 2014, I think.

mjbdiver> hello room!
ghost> oh no its diver
ralph> gee let me guess are your balls getting ready to fall again diver?
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (QUIT TALKING ABOUT FALLING BALLS)
*** ralph has joined channel #chat
ralph> i cant believe you did that dragon
mjbdiver> what’s wrong with talking about a ball dropping?
ghost> diver your disgusting
dragon> mjbdiver: watch it
mjbdiver> what? which ball do you think i’m talking about?
mjbdiver> i can’t even mention a bowling ball?
dragon> DIVER, WATCH IT!
ralph> dragon, caps off please
dragon> sorry
mjbdiver> or a tennis ball?
ghost> im feeling nasous
ghost> nashus
ghost> noshous
ghost> nauzouz
*** ghost has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (DID YOU MEAN NAUSEOUS?)
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ghost> yea, thats what i meant
mjbdiver> the ball sure looks colorful this year
dragon> MJBDIVER: LAST WARNING
mjbdiver> what, i can’t even talk about the big ball at times square?
dragon> DIVER DO NOT TEMPT ME
ghost> brb, have to throw up, diver’s making me sick
ralph> i still cant believe you kicked me dragon
ralph> just because i mentioned falling balls
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (QUIT TALKING ABOUT FALLING BALLS)
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ralph> i cant believe you did that dragon
ghost> im back, is diver still talking about his big balls?
*** ghost has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (NO TALKING ABOUT BIG BALLS EITHER)
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ghost> you hurt my feelings dragon
mjbdiver> the ball’s beginning its descent!
ghost> brb, have to throw up again
mjbdiver> 10!
ralph> diver we already know how to count backwards from 10, thank you very much
mjbdiver> 9!
dragon> MJBDIVER: FINAL LAST WARNING
mjbdiver> 8!
ghost> im back, what did i miss?
mjbdiver> 7!
ralph> diver thinks we dont know how to count backwards from 10
ralph> gee diver what comes before 7??
mjbdiver> 6!
ralph> WOW I DIDNT KNOW THAT
dragon> ralph, caps off please
ralph> sorry
ghost> ralph, seriously???
ralph> that was sarcasm
dragon> MJBDIVER: SECOND FINAL LAST WARNING
ralph> oh so you can use caps and i cant, its not fair
dragon> lifes not fair ralph
ralph> THAT SUCKS
dragon> ralph, caps off please
ralph> sorry
ghost> dragon, can you kick diver please
mjbdiver> 5!
ghost> DRAGON KICK DIVER NOW
dragon> ghost: caps off please
ghost> sorry
mjbdiver> 4!
ralph> what are you waiting for dragon???
mjbdiver> 3!
ghost> anytime your ready dragon
ralph> gee diver what comes before 3?
mjbdiver> 2!
ralph> WOW I DIDN’T KNOW THAT
dragon> ralph, caps off please
ralph> sorry
ghost> ralph, seriously???
ralph> that was sarcasm
mjbdiver> 1!
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)

Happy 2013, I think.

mjbdiver> hello room
ghost> oh no its diver
ralph> and his falling balls
ghost> they sure follow you everywhere dont they diver?
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (QUIT TALKING ABOUT FALLING BALLS)
ghost> that was cool
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ralph> i cant believe you did that dragon
ralph> ive been on chat for years and have never ONCE been kicked
dragon> sorry i have to enforce the rules
ralph> since when did they make a rule about talking about falling balls
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (QUIT TALKING ABOUT FALLING BALLS)
ghost> that was cool
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ghost> whoa whats gotten into you dragon?
dragon> just doing my job
ghost> how much do they pay you for kicking ppl?
mjbdiver> get ready…
ghost> for what?
ralph> you just hurt my feelings REAL BAD dragon
ralph> and its all divers fault
ralph> you should kick HIM not me
ralph> he started this whole thing
*** ralph been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (flooding)
ghost> that was cool
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ralph> i hate you dragon
dragon> then leave
mjbdiver> the countdown is about to begin!
ghost> what countdown?
ralph> im joining diver and his falling b*lls
dragon> ralph: WATCH IT
mjbdiver> The ball is beginning its descent!
ghost> what ball? the moon?
dragon> i have no idea
mjbdiver> 10!
ralph> 9!
ghost> whats going on???
mjbdiver> 8!
dragon> MJBDIVER AND RALPH: LAST WARNING
ghost> 7!
dragon> NOT YOU TOO GHOST
mjbdiver> 6!
ralph> 5!
ghost> 4!
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)
*** ghost has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)

Happy 2012, I think.

revidbjm> Hello room!
ralph> hi revidbjm
ghost> lo revidbjm
revidbjm> what’s going on?
ghost> ohh, were talking about mjbdiver and his falling balls
ralph> yeah they fall down right about this time of year
ghost> falling balls? GROSS
dragon> okay you two, ENOUGH
revidbjm> But the falling balls could be any type of ball, maybe tennis balls or soccer balls
dragon> ENOUGH
revidbjm> Just because you read the word balls doesn’t necessarily imply THOSE kind of balls
dragon> THE NEXT PERSON TO MENTION FALLING BALLS WILL BE KICKED AND BANNED
ghost> TURN YOUR CAPS OFF DRAGON
dragon> I AM THE CHANNEL OP, DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, EITHER FOLLOW MY RULES OR GO SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT FALLING BALLS ALL YOU WANT
ralph> oh so you can talk about falling balls and we cant
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (STOP TALKING ABOUT FALLING BALLS)
*** ralph (ralphralph@hotmail.com) has joined channel #chat
ralph> whats wrong dragon, you lose your marbles?
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (NO TALKING ABOUT MARBLES EITHER)
*** ralph (ralphralph@hotmail.com) has joined channel #chat
ralph> blargh, thats twice ive been kicked off in one evening, im going to bed
revidbjm> the ball is beginning its descent!
ghost> what ar u talking about revidbjm
dragon> STOP IT REVIDBJM
revidbjm> oops, I almost forgot
*** revidbjm is now known as mjbdiver
ghost> OH NO ITS DIVER
ralph> NOOOO
dragon> NOOOO
mjbdiver> 10!
ghost> NOOOO
ralph> NOOOO
dragon> NOOOO
mjbdiver> 9!
ghost> NOOOO
ralph> NOOOO
dragon> NOOOO
mjbdiver> 8!
ghost> WHAT AR U WAITING FOR DRAGON KICK HIM
dragon> ghost: caps off please
ghost> sorry
mjbdiver> 7!
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)

Happy 2011, I think.

mjbdiver> Hello room!
ralph> oh no its diver and his falling ball again
ghost> what is it with diver and his falling balls???
mjbdiver> are you guys ready?
ghost> for what?
ralph> yes, i’m ready for you to get kicked off this channel
dragon> its okay guys, ive got my finger on the kick button
mjbdiver> the ball is going down!
ghost> WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL DIVERS TALKING ABOUT??
dragon> ghost: caps off please
ghost> sorry
ralph> whats wrong diver, got nothing better to do than harass us every year?
ghost> diver, what ball ar u talking about
mjbdiver> 15 more seconds!
ralph> until what
mjbdiver> 10!
ralph> dragon, do the honors please
mjbdiver> 9!
ghost> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR DRAGON
dragon> ghost: caps off please
ghost> sorry
mjbdiver> 8!
mjbdiver> 7!
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (AND TAKE YOUR FALLING BALLS WITH YOU)

Happy 2010, I think.

mjbdiver> Hello room!
ralph> oh no mjbdivers back, i thought u banned him dragon??
dragon> dont worry ralph, i’m watching him
mjbdiver> only 30 seconds until 2010!
dragon> mjbdiver: watch it
ralph> let me guess divers going to start talking about some ball now???
mjbdiver> the ball’s starting its descent!
ghost> what ball?
dragon> mjbdiver: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
ghost> now divers going to start flooding the room again
mjbdiver> 15 seconds!
ralph> 15 seconds until what?
ghost> kick diver pleeeeaaassee
dragon> mjbdiver: LAST WARNING
mjbdiver> 10!
ralph> im going to bed now, this is going to get ugly
ghost> me too, eyelids getting heavy
mjbdiver> 9!
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE U NEXT YEAR)

Happy 2009, I think.

mjbdiver> Hello room!
ralph> oh no its diver
mjbdiver> only 30 seconds until 2009!
ghost> whats ur point diver
dragon> mjbdiver: watch it
ralph> dragon, please kick mjbdiver before he floods the room again
mjbdiver> the ball’s starting its descent!
ghost> what ball?
dragon> mjbdiver: LAST WARNING
ghost> oh no divers going to flood the chat with his phony countdown
mjbdiver> 15 seconds!
ralph> what are u waiting for dragon, kick him!
ghost> kick diver pleeeeaaassee
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (BYE NOW)
*** #chat Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel)