Escaping the doldrums.

I sit in my boat
Surrounded by water
Calm as glass
I tighten the sails
As I wait for the breeze
That never comes
So I stand up
And fart into the sails

My boat begins to move
As dark clouds roll overhead
A spark of lightning
A huge explosion
Sending me into flight
High above the water

I have no idea where I’m going
But at least I’ve left the doldrums