Happy 2018, I think.

mjbdiver> hello room!
ghost> oh no divers back
ralph> and his descending spherical objects
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (QUIT TALKING ABOUT DESCENDING SPHERICAL OBJECTS)
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mjbdiver> descending spherical objects?
ghost> yes, were not allowed to say falling balls
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ghost> see what i mean?
dragon> READ THE RULES DIVER
dragon> *** Effective immediately, it is a violation of chat room rules to mention
dragon> *** by name ANY shape not defined by a straight line regardless of whether
dragon> *** the name refers to the shape itself. Anyone who violates these rules
dragon> *** will be KICKED FROM THE CHANNEL!!!!
ghost> ooh, dragons flooding
RALPH> and typing in caps
mjbdiver> “regardless of whether the name refers to the shape itself”?
ralph> well room im going to sleep, see you all around
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (READ THE RULES STUPID)
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ralph> that was uncalled for
ghost> these rules getting loopy
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ghost> that was uncalled for
mjbdiver> here we go!
ralph> what
ghost> well im gonna go back to watching lord of the rings
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ghost> that was uncalled for
mjbdiver> 10!
ralph> oh here we go again, divers counting down
ghost> lol hey diver what comes before 10
mjbdiver> 9!
ralph> lol
ghost> lol
ralph> what comes before 9
mjbdiver> 8!
ralph> lol
ghost> lol
ralph> lol
ghost> lol
*** ghost has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (QUIT LOLLING AROUND)
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO)
mjbdiver> 7!
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ghost> that was uncalled for
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ralph> that was uncalled for
mjbdiver> 6!
ghost> hey diver what happened to 7
mjbdiver> 5!
ghost> HEY DIVER WHAT HAPPENED TO 7
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ghost> that was uncalled for
mjbdiver> 4!
ralph> divers asking for another kick
mjbdiver> 3!
ghost> dragon do the honors please
mjbdiver> 2!
ralph> bye diver
ghost> bye diver
mjbdiver> 1!
*** You has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)

Happy 2017, I think.

mjbdiver> hello room!
ghost> oh no divers back
ralph> and his falling balls
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (QUIT TALKING ABOUT FALLING BALLS)
mjbdiver> it’s almost time! 🎆
ghost> diver how did you do that
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ralph> you hurt my feelings dragon
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mjbdiver> don’t forget the champagne 🍾
ghost> diver how did you do that
ralph> i got kicked 2 times tonight
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (3 TIMES)
mjbdiver> 😜
ghost> DIVER I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU DID THAT
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ghost> dragon that was uncalled for
mjbdiver> 🙃
ghost> DIVER HOW DID YOU DO THAT
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ghost> dragon that was uncalled for
mjbdiver> ralph’s really getting kicked tonight! 😛
ralph> SHUT UP DIVER
ralph> oh no
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ghost> ralph how did u do that
mjbdiver> one more minute!
ralph> til what, your next poo poo?
ghost> LOL!!!
*** ghost been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (NO LAUGHING IN CAPS)
ralph> LOL
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ralph> 4 times
ghost> wait what was that, no laughing in caps???
dragon> no laughing in caps
ralph> not even baseball caps??
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ralph> 5 times
mjbdiver> 30 seconds!
ghost> til what
ralph> til diver gets kicked
mjbdiver> 20 seconds!
ghost> til what
ralph> til diver gets kicked
mjbdiver> 10!
mjbdiver> 9!
ghost> dragon kick diver please
mjbdiver> 8!
mjbdiver> 7!
ghost> DRAGON KICK DIVER NOW
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ghost> dragon that was uncalled for
mjbdiver> 6!
ralph> dragon do the honors please
mjbdiver> 5!
ralph> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR DRAGON
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ralph> is diver still here?
mjbdiver> 4!
ralph> DAMMIT
ralph> oh no
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ghost> ralph how did u do that
mjbdiver> 3!
mjbdiver> 2!
mjbdiver> 1!
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)

Happy 2016, I think.

mjbdiver> hello room!
ghost> oh no its diver
ralph> and his telented balls
ralph> talinted
ralph> telinted
relph> talanted
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ghost> haha, ralph got kicked
ralph> SHUT UP GHOST
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ralph> i cant believe you did that
dragon> ralph: watch it
ralph> watch what?
mjbdiver> the ball’s lighting up!
ghost> ouch thats gotta hurt
ralph> dragon please kick diver hes talking about balls lighting up again
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (QUIT TALKING ABOUT BALLS LIGHTING UP)
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ghost> haha, ralph got kicked
ralph> SHUT UP GHOST
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ralph> umm dragon you mispeled typing
ghost> ralph you misspelled misspelled
ralph> SHUT UP GHOST
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ralph> thats better
ghost> and whats the ball doing now
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ralph> haha, ghost got kicked
ghost> SHUT UP RALPH
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ghost> dragon that was uncalled for
dragon> sorry
mjbdiver> the ball is beginning its descent now!
ghost> diver your disgusting
ralph> dragon please kick diver and his descending balls
ralph> oh no
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (QUIT TALKING ABOUT DESCENDING BALLS)
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ghost> haha, ralph got kicked
ralph> SHUT UP GHOST
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ralph> dragon that was uncalled for
dragon> sorry
mjbdiver> 10!
ghost> 10 what
mjbdiver> 9!
ralph> 9 what
mjbdiver> 8!
dragon> 8 what
mjbdiver> 7!
ghost> 7 what
ralph> dragon kick diver please
mjbdiver> 6!
ralph> 6 what
ghost> DRAGON KICK DIVER NOW
*** ghost has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (YOUR REALLY PUSHING YOUR LUCK, YOU KNOW THAT?)
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ralph> haha, ghost got kicked
ghost> SHUT UP RALPH
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mjbdiver> 5!
ralph> why did you kick me dragon????
ghost> why did you kick me dragon????
dragon> sorry
ralph> KICK DIVER HE STARTED IT
dragon> you want me to kick you again ralph??
mjbdiver> 4!
ralph> no ive been kicked enough times tonight, im going to bed
ghost> me too, you really hurt my feelings dragon
dragon> sorry
mjbdiver> 3!
mjbdiver> 2!
mjbdiver> 1!
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)

Happy 2015, I think.

mjbdiver> hello room!
ghost> oh no its diver
dragon> everyone stay calm please
ralph> im trying real hard not to panic
ghost> yeah dragon kick diver if hes going to talk about falling balls again
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ghost> i cant believe you did that
ralph> haha, ghost got kicked this time
ghost> shut up ralph
mjbdiver> it’s almost time for the ball to go down!
ghost> diver your disgusting
mjbdiver> what, you don’t know which ball I’m talking about?
ralph> gee let me guess its the bowling ball on your roof
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ralph> i cant believe you did that
ghost> haha, ralph got kicked this time
ralph> shut up ghost
mjbdiver> the ball just lit up!
ghost> great divers balls just lit up
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ghost> i cant believe you did that
ralph> haha, ghost got kicked this time
ghost> shut up ralph
mjbdiver> everyone get ready, the ball is starting its descent!
ralph> i dont know what to say, dragons going to kick me anyway
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (YOUR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT)
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ralph> i cant believe you did that
ghost> haha, ralph got kicked this time
ralph> shut up ghost
mjbdiver> 10!
ghost> 10 what?
mjbdiver> 9!
ralph> oh great, divers trying to impress us with his counting skills
ghost> im not impresed
mjbdiver> 8!
ralph> dragon can you kick diver please?
ghost> and his falling balls?
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ghost> i cant believe you did that
ralph> haha, ghost got kicked this time
ghost> shut up ralph
mjbdiver> 7!
ralph> DRAGON CAN YOU KICK DIVER PLEASE
dragon> RALPH: CAPS OFF PLEASE
ralph> OH SO YOU CAN USE CAPS AND I CANT
dragon> RALPH: LAST WARNING
ralph> sorry
mjbdiver> 6!
ghost> what ar u waiting for dragon, kick diver please
ralph> 5!
ghost> what ar u doing ralph
mjbdiver> 4!
ralph> 3!
ghost> WHAT AR U DOING RALPH
dragon> GHOST: CAPS OFF NOW
ghost> SORRY
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ghost> i cant believe you did that
ralph> haha, ghost got kicked this time
ghost> shut up ralph
mjbdiver> 2!
ralph> 1!
ralph> there i helped diver count down to 1, dragon do the honors please
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)

Happy 2014, I think.

mjbdiver> hello room!
ghost> oh no its diver
ralph> gee let me guess are your balls getting ready to fall again diver?
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ralph> i cant believe you did that dragon
mjbdiver> what’s wrong with talking about a ball dropping?
ghost> diver your disgusting
dragon> mjbdiver: watch it
mjbdiver> what? which ball do you think i’m talking about?
mjbdiver> i can’t even mention a bowling ball?
dragon> DIVER, WATCH IT!
ralph> dragon, caps off please
dragon> sorry
mjbdiver> or a tennis ball?
ghost> im feeling nasous
ghost> nashus
ghost> noshous
ghost> nauzouz
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ghost> yea, thats what i meant
mjbdiver> the ball sure looks colorful this year
dragon> MJBDIVER: LAST WARNING
mjbdiver> what, i can’t even talk about the big ball at times square?
dragon> DIVER DO NOT TEMPT ME
ghost> brb, have to throw up, diver’s making me sick
ralph> i still cant believe you kicked me dragon
ralph> just because i mentioned falling balls
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ralph> i cant believe you did that dragon
ghost> im back, is diver still talking about his big balls?
*** ghost has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (NO TALKING ABOUT BIG BALLS EITHER)
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ghost> you hurt my feelings dragon
mjbdiver> the ball’s beginning its descent!
ghost> brb, have to throw up again
mjbdiver> 10!
ralph> diver we already know how to count backwards from 10, thank you very much
mjbdiver> 9!
dragon> MJBDIVER: FINAL LAST WARNING
mjbdiver> 8!
ghost> im back, what did i miss?
mjbdiver> 7!
ralph> diver thinks we dont know how to count backwards from 10
ralph> gee diver what comes before 7??
mjbdiver> 6!
ralph> WOW I DIDNT KNOW THAT
dragon> ralph, caps off please
ralph> sorry
ghost> ralph, seriously???
ralph> that was sarcasm
dragon> MJBDIVER: SECOND FINAL LAST WARNING
ralph> oh so you can use caps and i cant, its not fair
dragon> lifes not fair ralph
ralph> THAT SUCKS
dragon> ralph, caps off please
ralph> sorry
ghost> dragon, can you kick diver please
mjbdiver> 5!
ghost> DRAGON KICK DIVER NOW
dragon> ghost: caps off please
ghost> sorry
mjbdiver> 4!
ralph> what are you waiting for dragon???
mjbdiver> 3!
ghost> anytime your ready dragon
ralph> gee diver what comes before 3?
mjbdiver> 2!
ralph> WOW I DIDN’T KNOW THAT
dragon> ralph, caps off please
ralph> sorry
ghost> ralph, seriously???
ralph> that was sarcasm
mjbdiver> 1!
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)

Happy 2013, I think.

mjbdiver> hello room
ghost> oh no its diver
ralph> and his falling balls
ghost> they sure follow you everywhere dont they diver?
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (QUIT TALKING ABOUT FALLING BALLS)
ghost> that was cool
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ralph> i cant believe you did that dragon
ralph> ive been on chat for years and have never ONCE been kicked
dragon> sorry i have to enforce the rules
ralph> since when did they make a rule about talking about falling balls
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (QUIT TALKING ABOUT FALLING BALLS)
ghost> that was cool
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ghost> whoa whats gotten into you dragon?
dragon> just doing my job
ghost> how much do they pay you for kicking ppl?
mjbdiver> get ready…
ghost> for what?
ralph> you just hurt my feelings REAL BAD dragon
ralph> and its all divers fault
ralph> you should kick HIM not me
ralph> he started this whole thing
*** ralph been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (flooding)
ghost> that was cool
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ralph> i hate you dragon
dragon> then leave
mjbdiver> the countdown is about to begin!
ghost> what countdown?
ralph> im joining diver and his falling b*lls
dragon> ralph: WATCH IT
mjbdiver> The ball is beginning its descent!
ghost> what ball? the moon?
dragon> i have no idea
mjbdiver> 10!
ralph> 9!
ghost> whats going on???
mjbdiver> 8!
dragon> MJBDIVER AND RALPH: LAST WARNING
ghost> 7!
dragon> NOT YOU TOO GHOST
mjbdiver> 6!
ralph> 5!
ghost> 4!
*** ralph has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)
*** ghost has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (SEE YOU NEXT YEAR)