Not just an average guy.

I think it’s worth telling you why
I’m not just an average guy.
Yes, I’m tidy and neat,
And I don’t overeat,
But when I fall, I fall to the sky.

A vote for Nix.

“When I’m elected,” said Nix,
“I promise there will be no tricks.
I’ll only eat peaches
And all of my speeches
Are going to be limericks.”

Winning Gladys’s heart.

In order to win Gladys’s heart,
You don’t even need to be smart.
It’s not about money,
Forget about funny,
It’s all in how long you can fart.