Giving MIDI files the 8-bit touch.

Over the years I have amassed a huge collection of over 13,000 MIDI files I still enjoy hearing today, especially on my Android phone hooked up to my car stereo. Yes, those same menacing files that would play in the background as you browsed the web back during the days of Geocities and other free web hosting sites.

To play the MIDI files on my phone, I use the indispensable VLC Media Player for Android. For it to play those files though, it needs a sound font file and there are tons of them on the Web. I found one that emulates the Microsoft MIDI synthesizer which suited me fine but soon I got tired of the bland synthesizer sounds and decided to look for a sound font with some realistic tones. However, that search ended when I realized that such sound fonts are in files several gigabytes in size.

As I fined-tuned my search, I started coming across sound fonts that recreate the tones from classic video game consoles, such as the Sega Genesis, which in my opinion still has a very cool music synthesizer. It was here when I found The Ultimate Megadrive Soundfont, which definitely gives my MIDI files that unmistakable Genesis sound.

Then I became curious about making my MIDI files sound like the 8-bit music from some of the even older video game consoles. 8-bit music itself seems to be enjoying something of a revival these days as there are entire albums available on Jamendo featuring these vintage synthesizer sounds.

I didn’t have to look much further for the ideal sound font to give my MIDI files an 8-bit makeover. I found that in the Atari 2600 sound font that recreates the very basic tones of the famed home console. Afterwards I just configured VLC to use it and at once I was able to give my MIDI files the vintage touch.

The solar eclipse of April 8, 2024.

On April 8, 2024, there was a spectacular solar eclipse that was visible throughout North America with areas across the mid northeast United States fortunate enough to experience the totality.

I live in Florida which at least had a partial view of the eclipse. As the afternoon unfolded, I made frequent trips outside to capture the eclipse as it progressed.

My setup as usual was very simple. I used my Canon PowerShot camera set to low light mode with the zoom maximum. I also used a solar filter especially made for cellphones but the Canon does a better job of capturing more detail.

The peak of the eclipse as seen from Jupiter, Florida.

The next solar eclipse will take place in the year 2044. I won’t be around to see it, therefore it is my hope that people then will take time to see and appreciate the spectacular sights in the sky included with our stay here on Earth.

My favorite thing to cook.

What’s your favorite thing to cook?

Besides pasta, I enjoyed making D.O.Ts whenever I was in the mood for a quick snack, especially when I was growing up.

D.O.Ts stands for Deliberately Overheated Tortillas and are easy to make. All you need is a flour tortilla and some shredded cheese. After sprinkling the cheese on the tortilla, just let it cook in the microwave for about two minutes and lo and behold, you’ve got your D.O.T.

I’ve done some experimenting with the different varieties of cheese and found that cheddar works the best. I don’t want to just melt the cheese, I want to overheat it enough so the cheese becomes cooked and crunchy. Parmesan cheese also works well.

Blue cheese also works but that comes with a price. When melted it will stink up your kitchen and won’t look very appetizing when melted, but it still has good flavor.

Bon appetit.

My first computer.

Write about your first computer.

My very first computer was a Texas Instruments TI-99/4A Home Computer. Although simple by today’s standards, back during its heyday during the 1980’s, it was as good as home computers got.

Many of the programs for the TI-99/4A came on cartridges that easily slid into the console. We had cartridges for educational games, taking care of the family finances and of course playing games.

My favorite games were Parsec and Tunnels of Doom. I also enjoyed Car Wars, which my younger sister loved playing as well. My mother enjoyed text adventure games similar to Zork that wouldn’t arrive until years later.

I had the most fun with TI-BASIC. It was very easy to create my own programs that played music using three-part harmonies, while other programs allowed me to create graphics. I even created a program that changed the onscreen font to one of my own. With the speech synthesizer module, I could also make programs that talked.

In order to save my programs I used a cassette player that was hooked up to the computer. I remember the process of saving and loading programs from cassettes was very time-consuming. Loading the programs from cassette was especially frustrating as the volume of the playback had to be just right so the computer could understand the bizarre clicks, beeps and screech sounds that made up the program as stored on cassette.

I still enjoy reliving those magical days when the TI-99/4A was king. There is a free emulator for Windows desktops called Classic99 that includes ROM images of some of its popular games including Tunnels of Doom, Parsec and Car Wars. It’s still under active development so it’s worth checking in from time to time as Classic99 continues to improve.

For Android devices there was an emulator called Droid99 but it ran poorly and has since disappeared from Google Play. Maybe someday that project will be revived and the emulator fined-tuned to perfection.

In the meantime, Parsec Reloaded is available for your enjoyment. It’s a fantastic remake of the classic space shooter that lets me relive my childhood all over again.

A non-road rage encounter.

This morning as I was sitting at a red light during a break in my commute to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see another car suddenly change lanes right behind me before it stopped a few feet from my rear bumper.

At once I raised my hands to make the universal gesture for “What are you doing?”

From looking in my rear view mirror, the driver too raised his hands as if to reply, “What are YOU doing?”

Not to be outdone, I raised my hands again and started flopping them around.

The driver behind me started laughing and flopping his hands around. I concluded our encounter with a friendly wave.

For the rest of my commute I could only replay the bizarre encounter over and over in my head. It could have ended violently with a physical altercation but I knew better. And so we went our separate ways, likely to never come across each other’s paths again but who knows for sure?

Happy 2024, I think.

<mjbdiver> Hello room!
<ralph> oh no its diver
<ghost> and his falling balls
<ghost> OH NO
*** ghost has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (YASSSSS)
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<ghost> thanks a lot dragon
*** ghost has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (YOUR WELCOME)
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<ghost> i dont get it, ive never been kicked so many times
<ralph> thats becose divers a curse
<ghost> he is
<ralph> and the rules of this chat channel keep getting weirder
<ghost> i know right
<ghost> you cant say the word b
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<ghost> alls
<frank> wow dragon that was fast
<dragon> i know right
<mjbdiver> you can say pelota instead
<ghost> whats a pelota
<ralph> divers girlfriend
<ghost> divers got a girlfriend????
<mjbdiver> actually pelota is ball in Spanish
<ghost> diver and pelota sitting in a tree
<ralph> lol
<dragon> lol
<mjbdiver> and you can say bolas cayendo
<ghost> k i s s i n g
<ralph> lol
<dragon> lol
<ralph> whats bolas cayendo
<ghost> sounds like a recipe for soup
<mjbdiver> actually it’s falling balls in Spanish
<ghost> OOOO DIVER SAID FALLING B
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<ghost> ALLS
<ralph wow dragon that was fast
<dragon> i know right
<ralph> at least I havent been kicked yet
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<ralph wow dragon that was fast
<dragon> i know right
<mjbdiver> here we go!
<ghost> uh oh divers getting ready to count backwards again
<mjbdiver> Diez!
<ralph> whos diez
<ghost> go ahead diver what number comes first
<mjbdiver> Nueve!
<ralph> whos nueve
<ghost> whats wrong diver
<ghost> forgot how to count???
<mjbdiver> Ocho!
<ralph> bless you
<ghost> I think were going to have a quiet night for once
<ghost> diver forgot how to count
<mjbdiver> Siete!
<ralph> whos siete
<ghost> why is diver talking like that
<dragon> diver put his cat on the keyboard
<mjbdiver> Seis!
<ralph> this is getting annoying
<ghost> at least diver hasnt said falling b
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<ghost> alls
<ralph> wow dragon that was fast
<dragon> i know right
<mjbdiver> Cinco!
<ghost> whats a cinco
<ralph> a car
<ralph> my first car was a ford cinco
<mjbdiver> Cuatro!
<ghost> a ford cuatro???
<ghost> WHAT IS DIVER TALKING ABOUT?????
*** ghost has been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE)
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<ghost> hallelujah
<mjbdiver> Tres!
<ralph> ha ha diver cant spell trees
<ghost> dragon kick diver please
<mjbdiver> Dos!
<ralph> ya divers not making any sense
<mjbdiver> Uno!
*** You have been kicked off channel #chat by dragon (TE VEO EL PRÓXIMO AÑO)

The power of our pets.

When I logged on Facebook this morning, I was presented with a post dated two years ago today with this photo.

Getting some therapy from Teddy Bayr.

The date was October 6, 2021. I was going through an extremely difficult time of my life. My father had passed away the week before and needless to say, the news hit me hard, very hard.

At the time, I was staying with my wife at her mother’s house while she was recovering from injuries sustained from a bad fall. To make matters worse, she was due for surgery to remove a cancerous tumor. I had so much on my mind that it often felt like I was emotionally crushed.

Teddy Bayr to the rescue.

Teddy Bayr is the name of my mother-in-law’s golden doodle and he is one of the most delightfully rambunctious dogs I have known. He is extremely playful and never passes up a chance to give my face a good licking.

I think Teddy knew what I was going through and decided to give me some extra moral support. It was exactly what I needed.

We really don’t deserve our pets.

All in a day’s work.

Some of my favorite features of Reader’s Digest are the reader submitted anecdotes for the monthly features Humor in Uniform, Life in these United States and All in a Day’s Work. Here’s my work-related anecdote that just might get published.

Yesterday at work a customer came up to me with a list of items he was looking for and I knew where they all were.

“Where are the handsaws?” he asked.

“Aisle 19,” I said.

“What about plastic shims?”

“Aisle 35.”

“Storage bins?”

“Aisle 2.”

The customer concluded our exchange by asking, “This isn’t your first week, is it?”

Christmas memories.

I remember one Christmas morning many years ago, my sister and I were awake before our parents and marveled at the sight of all those presents under the tree. My sister and I were more than ready to tear off that wrapping paper but we had to wait for our parents to get dressed so they could join us.

However, my father let us open one present to keep us occupied while they got ready. So I reached under the tree, grabbed a present with my name on it and excitedly tore off the wrapping paper to find…

…a can of fuel.

I would later unwrap a miniature wire controlled plane with a working gas engine. To fly it, my father and I would go to a nearby park, find a remote spot and then start the engine by spinning the propeller. Afterwards I would spin around in place as I held on to the controller that had 8-foot lengths of wires attached to the side of the plane. I could make the plane go up and down but I’m sure I could make it do loops as well had I put in the practice.

My family’s top 3 favorite meals.

What are your family’s top 3 favorite meals?

I know this is an older prompt question but this post had been sitting among my unposted drafts a little too long. I’m working to finish as many of these drafts as I can before the end of the year so I can start the new year with a strong case of writer’s block.

3. Steak Night.

When I was growing up, Sunday night was always steak night. My father would light up the charcoal grill and cook a nice juicy steak cooked just right. Sunday nights also brings up memories of “The Standing Kitty”. Lady the cat and Max the miniature schnauzer waited patiently for us to finish eating as they knew they would get some leftover steak. We made Lady work for her share by holding a piece of steak high enough above her head so the only way to get it was to stand on her hind legs.

2. Cincinnati Chili.

When I first tried this zippy, almost chocolatey flavored variant of the common chili recipe, I loved it so much that I have requested it as my birthday dinner. My niece loves it too and wants it served as her birthday dinner too, so we have this tasty dish at least twice a year.

3. Grilled Margherita Pizza.

What began as an adventurous experiment became an entirely new reason for a family gathering. I would make the dough from scratch and after letting it rise, I divided it into four pieces that would become four pizzas.

One at a time I put the flattened dough on the propane grill outside and as it cooked, I brushed on the olive oil, sprinkled on the basil and added slices of tomato and mozzarella cheese. Minutes later it was sliced and served piping hot and fresh. Everyone loved my grilled pizza and have since been asking me when I’ll be making it again.

Honorable Mention. Homemade bread.

When I was growing up, I had a talent for making bread. Once a week I would try a different recipe and it would often become my family’s bread supply at least for a few days. I’ve been trying to reignite that passion by finding bread recipes and stocking up on the ingredients but all I need is the time to make it.