The Washer.

Joe came home from the store.
“Did you get the washer?” his wife asked.
“Yes, I got it.”
“Oh good!” she exclaimed. “It’s getting expensive doing all our laundry at the laundromat. Where is it?”
“In my pocket.”
“WHAT?”
Joe reached in his pocket, produced a small, round washer and said, “It only cost me 34 cents.”
Moments later Joe was at the Pearly Gates, trying to explain his story to St. Peter, who kept interrupting him with fits of laughter.